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|Posted: Tue May 11th, 2010 11:29 am||
Rules for Bullcrap Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullcrap Bingo Card"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLCRAP!"
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullcrap Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City
“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLCRAP!" for the third time in two hours
Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point
He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to attain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot