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|Posted: Sat May 12th, 2012 09:38 am||
|Has to be a democrat.
A New York retail clerk was suffering from
"It's all those years of standing," his doctor
declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami,
soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel
When the man got to Florida, he went into a
hardware store, bought two large buckets and
headed for the beach.
"How much for two buckets of that seawater?"
he asked the lifeguard.
"A dollar a bucket," the fellow replied with
a straight face.
The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went
to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They
felt so much better he decided to repeat the
treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the
lifeguard two dollars. The young man took the
money and said, "Help yourself."
The clerk started for the water, then stopped
in amazement. The tide was out. "Wow," he said,
turning to the lifeguard. "Some business you
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